Glench dot com!!

The Place Where I Put Stuff On The Internet?™

Hello, cats and kittens! My name is Glen Chiacchieri and this is my website! It used to be a Blog, but then I kept throwing up so now it's a bunch of html files of all the stuff I've made, good and bad, funny and sad! Imagine that. So this is kind of embarrassing but I don't know what to put here! Um, probably click the links below? Also, my email is glenchia -at- gmail -dot- com if you want to contact me. To be notified of updates, use this Twitter account or its RSS feed. Also, hello future employers!

Articles

A collection of articles I've written over the years! There is a lot of stuff here! Some rants, some serious, some funny, and some personal.

Fiction

Some creative writing! I don't tend to do this much, and when I do I only put up my best pieces. Usually I think these are crappy. :/

Photographs

A collection of the most beautiful photographs I've taken, as judged by me.

Things I've Made

Pictures and descriptions of things I've made! Shirts, legos, graffiti, and more!

Drawings

Random doodles from when I felt like drawing something! Most are wacky, most are badly drawn.

Quacking is Lacking

A series of comics I drew for this website! Most of them are dependent on either a title or an obscure reference so they're pretty bad! However, here are just a few I like: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Video

My few excursions into the world of moving pictures!

Light Painting

A collection of long exposure drawings painted with a flashlight, a cell phone, a glowstick, or a flag. There are a bunch of different occasions I've taken these on, including a bonfire. Guys, I highly recommend doing this at parties. Funtimes. Updated 2008/07/20: glowsticks.

Jump!

Wherein I test my antigravity device.

My Thighs (offsite)

A Twitter account letting everyone know how my thighs are doing!

Misc

Miscellaneous crap!

Oh my goodness what are you doing down here? D-did you look through everything? Already? Oh dear... What are we going to do with you?