A collection of six word stories from the IRC channel #xkcd.
Stereo: Your mother gave me good head.
Bucket: Parsley? Where? I must eat it!
irokie: It was my last home abortion
irokie: then she got dressed. I laughed.
Stereo: Closed. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Nick: maybe now they'll lock their doors
@Glench: oh mickey you so fine, you
Nascia: so fine you blow my mind
Nick: Her eye never looked forward again
Turgid: I got up, then came down.
Nick: Hey, what does this button do?
Hana: I'm sorry, you didnt have to
Hana: my body, your body. One love
irokie: in the end, Vim beat Emacs.
Stereo: Immovable object missing; God implicated circumstantially.
Nick: Turns out fingers don't grow back.
Zack: Question: Do people live in antartica
irokie: At 7 that morning, inspiration died.
Ophichius: Unfortunately, the experiment went too well.
Ophichius: The railgun had some serious bugs.
Stereo: Grandpa died when I was eight.
Nick: No one thought to question the butler.
Hana: Problem in chair, not in computer
irokie: 6 words is just about enough.
Turgid: Sugarplum visions danced in our heads.
Stereo: I did not expect to die.
irokie: and i lived, not seeing candleja--
Nick: Luckily, the gas was not colourless.
Ophichius: The Leopard tank burned brightly underwater.
* relsqui enjoyed brief stories, then slept.
Nick: I left my arm in Belgium
Stereo: My internet deserves to be broken.
RK: They were wrong, it doesn't hurt.
Nick: OK, tell me if this hurts
Eule: Dumpster full - where to hide body?
Turgid: Learned, used hydrodynamic principles. In bed.
Stereo: Fortune cookie found without fortune, unfortunately.
RK: This isn't right. Am I lost?
Nick: the screaming didn't stop for hours.
irokie: when it did, silence was louder
Nadando: the only sound was blood dripping
RK: now silence is worse than screaming
Eule: Let's check industrialbs' pockets for money.
RK: I came, I saw... oh god
Nick: The call was coming from upstairs!
RK: I'm never gonna give you up!
Nick: It would be his final rickroll
Nick: he died as he lived - underwater
Nick: It was too windy for milkshakes
industrialbs: Are we sure bucket isn't AI ? (unintentional)
Nick: The accent was fake, or course
Eule: *That's* when I started to drink.
@shoofle: SHOOFLE YELLS ANGRILY, FOR THE LULZ
@Glench: YELLING FOUND TO BE HARMFUL. SO?
Nick: For the trees have no tongues.
irokie: Stories are best when succinct, amirite?
Nascia: that seems like a bit much
@shoofle: shoofle's long hair takes over: CHAOS!
@Glench: *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* uh oh
Nick: We won big in court, luckily
Hana: I DONT WANNA GET AN INJECTION
Nick: the piercing got a nasty infection
Hana: it's black with blue lace trimming
@shoofle: His head was chopped off.. NOT!
@Glench: no more head, no more problem
@shoofle: The blade drops. Something rolls. Cabbage.
@shoofle: The axe fell, decreasing her height.
irokie: fie on't, hamlet's off his head again.
@Glench: her shoulders were very lonely now
Nadando: Forsooth! For your head is seperated!
Stereo: The margin couldn't contain this story.
@shoofle: "While clever stories fly, I sleep." (rpm)
@shoofle: Never again would I design robots.
irokie: i'm hungry, you're small, let's tussle.
@Glench: I must now go to bed.
Stereo: hippopotamus / is unintelligible / with no consonants
Nick: Glench pulls plug, but public unresponsive
Stereo: nonsensical, yes / frabulous jabberwockies / incarcerate me